- Now: horny.
- In an hour: horny.
- Tomorrow: horny.
- Next week: horny.
- Next month: horny.
- Sleeping: horny.
- Eating: horny.
- Having sex: horny.
- Accopolypse: horny.
- Dead: horny.
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SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
64844) It was never about being beautiful.
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
- Me: WHEN I WAS
- Dad: what
- Me: A YOUNG BOY
- Dad: oh God
- Me: MY FATHER
- Dad: not again
- Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
- Dad: no I didn't
- Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
- Dad: you're not even a boy

